Currency:

USD
HKD
GBP
EUR
CAD
AUD
CHF
INR
USD
sign in · join Free · My account
Home | Sale | Customer Service | Info Tech | Delivery and Payment | Buyer Protection | Policy Information | PC Niche
Your Position: Home > Book > eBooks > Every Advertisement Contains a Smaller Advertisement

View History

Every Advertisement Contains a Smaller Advertisement
prev zoom next
Every Advertisement Contains a Smaller Advertisement
  • Buyer protection: Returns accpeted. Paypal accepeted.
  • Item location: Oxford, United Kingdom
  • Posts to: Worldwide
  • Weight:0gram
  • Recently sold:25
  • Market price:$1.29
    Sale price:$1.29
  • User reviews: comment rank 5
  • Total:
  • Quantity:

Goods Brief:

Attribute

The first layer of the campaign was simple. The Sterling Compendium of Human Knowledge — twenty-four volumes, Morocco-bound, gold-stamped spines, endpapers printed with a map of the known universe — needed a mascot. Something paternal, learned, trustworthy. A figure who could look out from the pages of Life magazine and convince the American middle class that what they lacked was not money, or time, or love, but an encyclopedia. Harold Pemberton — Hal to the four people who still called him anything — sat in his office on the nineteenth floor of the Sterling and French building on Madison Avenue, looking at the blank sheet of vellum paper he always used for first concepts. It was Tuesday, September 14, 1954. Through the window he could see the top third of the Chrysler Building, its Art Deco crown catching the late-afternoon light in a way that reminded him, uncomfortably, of the phosphorescent wake of a destroyer cutting through the Philippine Sea. He had been in advertising for nineteen years, ever since he came back from the Pacific and discovered that Yale had not prepared him for anything except whiskey and metaphor. He had written copy for cigarettes ("The Smoke That Says You've Arrived"), for automobiles ("Destiny Has Four Wheels"), for toothpaste ("The Smile That Opens Doors"). He had won three Clio Awards and buried two marriages. He was forty-four years old, and he had never made anything that would outlive him. The blank page stared back. Hal drew a circle. He drew two dots for eyes. He drew a crescent for a mouth. He wrote, beneath the face: "Professor Pemberton." The second layer began with a story. — Professor Percival Pemberton (the "Percival" arrived on the third draft, after Hal decided the alliteration projected gravitas) lived in a book-lined study in a New England town that did not exist on any map. He had a habit of polishing his spectacles with a silk handkerchief before delivering pronouncements. He had never married, though the copy hinted — with the precision of a man who had learned, in Navy intelligence, exactly how much information to withhold — at a lost love in his youth. He was, the advertisements explained, the world's foremost authority on everything. The first ad in the campaign showed Professor Pemberton seated at his desk, a single volume of the Compendium open before him, his spectacles catching the light in a way that suggested wisdom rather than reflection. The headline read: "A Man Who Knows Everything Recommends the Only Book You'll Ever Need." The ad ran in the November 1954 issue of Life. The response was extraordinary. Twenty thousand coupons clipped and mailed. A hundred and forty thousand dollars in pre-orders. The client, a former paper-mill magnate from Wisconsin who had decided encyclopedias were the future of American education, called Hal personally to congratulate him. "Pemberton," the client said, "you've created a goddamn American icon." "He's not real," Hal said. "I know he's not real. That's the genius of it." — The third layer began in February. Hal wrote a second ad for the campaign, and in this ad, Professor Pemberton told a story. The story was about a young man who had come to the Professor's study one winter evening — "the snow falling in great white curtains across the Connecticut hills" — asking how one man could possibly know everything. The Professor had smiled — "the slow, sad smile of a man who has carried a great burden for a very long time" — and explained that he did not know everything. He simply knew where to find everything. And for that, he needed the Compendium. "Even the wisest man," the headline read, "needs a map to wisdom." Hal wrote the copy in a single night, fueled by a bottle of Cutty Sark and the particular insomnia that visited him every February, around the anniversary of the Battle of Leyte Gulf. He had been on the USS Nashville, a light cruiser, assigned to decode Japanese naval transmissions. On October 25, 1944, a kamikaze had struck the ship. Hal had been below decks, headphones on, listening to static resolve into coordinates. When the explosion came, he had thought — absurdly, unforgivably — that it was just a loud noise, that the war was still a matter of radio waves and cipher keys, that he was in no actual danger. And then the ship had tilted twelve degrees to port, and he had understood that the static was not the war. The explosion was the war. He had never told anyone this story. It did not fit into a Clio-winning advertisement. — The fourth layer began in March, and it was the layer where things started to go wrong. Hal wrote a third ad. In this ad, Professor Pemberton was asked — by an interviewer identified only as "a correspondent from a great metropolitan newspaper" — about how he had come to create the Compendium. The Professor leaned back in his chair, polished his spectacles, and began: "Before I was a professor, I was a young man without direction. I had served in the war — a naval engagement in the Pacific that I shall not describe in detail, except to say that it taught me the difference between information and wisdom. Information tells you that a destroyer will sink. Wisdom tells you that you will carry the sound of the men aboard her for the rest of your life, and that this is not a burden but a responsibility." Hal stopped typing. He read the paragraph. He poured himself three fingers of Cutty Sark. He deleted the paragraph and wrote: "Information tells you where a ship went down. Wisdom tells you why the men aboard her still appear in your dreams." He deleted that paragraph too. He wrote: "The Compendium is not merely a collection of facts. It is a sanctuary. A place where knowledge is preserved against the great erasures of time and neglect. I built it because I have seen things erased — ships, men, whole Pacific islands reduced to coordinates in a coded transmission — and I wanted, before I died, to build something that would not be erased." He stared at the words. They were the truest thing he had ever written, and they were being spoken by a fictional character in an advertisement for a product he did not believe in. The fifth layer began when he submitted the ad. — His creative director, a man named Arnold Beck who had been at Sterling and French since the Coolidge administration, called Hal into his office on a Thursday morning. "This is a suicide note, Hal," Beck said, holding up the copy. "In the middle of an encyclopedia campaign, you've got the mascot talking about dead sailors. Are you trying to lose this account?" "I'm trying to write something true." "Truth is what we sell. It's not what we make." Beck tossed the copy onto his desk. "Rewrite it. Have the Professor talk about his grandchildren. About the joy of learning. About the American family gathered around the Compendium on a winter evening. You know the drill." Hal knew the drill. He had written the drill a hundred times. The American family. The hearth. The golden light of knowledge illuminating the faces of rosy-cheeked children. It was the grammar of advertising, as fixed and rigid as Latin conjugation, and he had mastered it so thoroughly that he could produce it in his sleep. He went back to his office. He looked at the blank sheet of vellum. He drew a circle. He drew two dots. He drew a crescent. What would Professor Pemberton do? Hal wondered. And then he realized, with the dull shock of a man who has just noticed that his own shadow is moving in the wrong direction, that he was asking a fictional character for life advice. — The sixth layer began when Hal's ex-wife called. Margaret — Margie, she had been, when they were young and hopeful — phoned him at the office, which meant it was serious. She never called him at the office. She said she had been cleaning out the attic of the house in Darien — the house Hal had bought in 1947, six months before she left him — and she had found a manuscript. "A novel," she said. "Did you write a novel?" Hal had forgotten the novel. He had written it in 1948, the year after Margie left, the year when the nightmares had been at their worst and the Cutty Sark had been a medical necessity rather than a recreational choice. Three hundred and forty pages. A story about a naval intelligence officer who comes home from the war and discovers that the life he left behind has continued without him — his wife has changed, his friends have new friends, the country has moved on to suburbs and television and the Cold War. The officer tries to write about the war, to explain what happened, but every time he puts words on paper they turn into something else. Into advertisements, specifically. Into slogans. Because the language of advertising has colonized his brain so completely that he can no longer produce any other kind of language. Hal had not recognized, at the time, that he was writing about himself. He had sent the manuscript to three publishers. All three had rejected it with the same note: "Too literary. Too bleak. Where is the hope?" He had put it in a box. He had forgotten it. "Burn it," Hal said. "Excuse me?" "The manuscript. Burn it. It's garbage." "It's not garbage," Margie said. "I read it. The whole thing. Hal, it's good. It's the only honest thing you've ever written." "It was written by a character in a story who doesn't exist anymore." There was a pause. Margie had been a literature major at Smith. She understood things before they were explained. "Is this about the encyclopedia campaign?" she asked. "How did you know about the campaign?" "Because it's in every magazine in the waiting room of my dentist. Because my husband — my current husband — bought the first six volumes. Because my stepchildren now refer to you as 'the man who invented Professor Pemberton.'" Another pause. "Is Professor Pemberton more real than you are, Hal?" — The seventh layer was the one Hal could not escape. He wrote a fourth ad. In this ad, Professor Pemberton told a story about an advertising man who had invented a fictional professor to sell an encyclopedia. The ad was twelve hundred words long. It described the advertising man's office on the nineteenth floor of a Madison Avenue building, the view of the Chrysler Building, the blank sheets of vellum paper, the bottle of Cutty Sark in the bottom drawer of the desk. It described the advertising man's nightmares — the destroyer, the static, the coordinates that represented human lives. It described the advertising man's realization that he had become a hollow vessel, a man-shaped void into which other people projected their desires for wisdom and authority and fatherly reassurance. "Professor," the interviewer asked, in the final paragraph, "what happened to this advertising man?" "He is still there," the Professor replied. "He sits in his office every day, drawing circles and dots and crescents. He cannot stop. The circle is a face, and the face is more real to him than his own reflection. He built a sanctuary of knowledge, but the sanctuary was always meant for other people. He himself cannot enter it." The ad was never published. Hal put it in his desk drawer, beneath the Cutty Sark, and he locked the drawer and threw the key out the nineteenth-floor window, and for a moment — a single instant — he considered following the key. — The eighth layer existed only in Hal's head, but it was the layer that mattered. In this layer, Professor Pemberton sat in his book-lined study in the New England town that did not exist, and he said to no one in particular: "I am a fictional character created by a man who wanted to make something that would outlive him. The man failed. He made me instead. And I will outlive him, because advertisements, unlike people, are designed to be permanent. Every time someone opens the Compendium and sees my spectacles and my silk handkerchief and my sad, slow smile, I am recreated. The man who invented me will be forgotten. His war will be forgotten. His novel will be forgotten. His two marriages will be forgotten. But I will endure, because I am a product, and products, in this civilization, are the only things that survive." And in this layer, Hal Pemberton — the real Hal, the man who had decoded Japanese naval transmissions and won three Clio Awards and buried two marriages and written a novel he had forgotten — looked up from his desk on the nineteenth floor of the Sterling and French building and saw, in the window glass, his own reflection. The reflection was drawing a circle. Two dots. A crescent mouth. A silk handkerchief. A pair of spectacles. And the reflection smiled the slow, sad smile of a man who had been carrying a great burden for a very long time, and Hal could not tell — could never tell, would never be able to tell — whether the smile was his own or his creation's. The campaign ran for six more years. Professor Pemberton became, as the client had predicted, an American icon. There were radio spots. A television commercial. A float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Hal accepted two more Clio Awards, smiling his slow, sad smile, polishing his spectacles, and no one in the room — not Beck, not the client, not Margie, not even Hal himself — could say with certainty whether the man accepting the awards was Harold Pemberton or Professor Percival Pemberton or some third entity, a synthesis, a blur, a recursion that had nested so deeply that the original could no longer be found. © 2026 - Authored by Z R ZHANG ( EL9507135 -- パスポート番号[ちゅうごく] 중국 여권 번호 Номер паспорта หมายเลขหนังสือเดินทาง Passnummer رقم جواز السفر CHN Passport) The aforementioned Author hereby grants to OXFORD INDUSTRIAL HOLDING GROUP (ASIA PACIFIC) CO., LIMITED (BRN74685111) all economic property rights, including but not limited to the rights of: reproduction, distribution, rental, exhibition, performance, communication to the public via information network, adaptation, compilation, commercial operation, authorization for third-party use, and rights enforcement. Such grant is exclusive and irrevocable. The term of such rights shall be 49 years from the date of publication. To contact author, please email to datatorent@yeah.net Based on the pending patent application document (202610351844.3), creationstamp.com has calculated the tensor feature encoding of this article: OTMES-v2-UNKNOWN

Goods Tag

User Comment(This product has 2 customer reviews)

  • No comment
Total 02 records, divided into15 pages. First Prev Next
Username: Anonymous user
E-mail:
Rank:
Content:
Verification code: captcha

KMALL360 Quick Order: Register and make your 1st order together

Fast & Easy! Registration will be done at the same time, and a confirmation will be sent by email.

  • Product:
  • Remark:
    Typically your order will ship within 24 hours.
  • Quantity:
  • Total Price:   (Returns Accepted within 30 Days; Dispatch from the UK)
  • Your name: *
  • Tel:*
  • Country: *
  • Province/State:
  • City:
  • Address: *
  • Your Email: *
  • Set Your Password: *
  • 备注信息:
  • Shipping:
  • Payment: Credit/Debit Cards, and PaypalPapipagoBoleto.DotpayQIWIWebMoneyMOLPayIndonesia BanksDragonpayPaytmCash on Delivery
  •