The year was 1925, and New York was a city that had discovered pleasure and decided never to sleep. The streets rang with jazz and the sound of money being spent by people who had never earned it and would never understand it. Arthur Pendelton was twenty-six years old and worked in a building made of glass and steel that smelled of lemon polish and ambition. He was an analyst at Harlan & Cross, a firm that dealt in the sort of numbers that made men rich without anyone knowing exactly how. Arthur's job was to look at numbers all day and pretend they meant something. He was good at numbers. He was bad at everything else. His face—high cheekbones, a nose that jutted slightly forward, and eyes that seemed permanently surprised—made him look like someone who had just been told a joke he didn't understand. His colleagues called him "Cheeto" behind his back. In his presence, the word was usually just "You know." Arthur lived in a room above a laundromat in Greenwich Village. He ate alone. He walked home alone. He dreamed alone. His only connection to the world was his mother, who lived in a small apartment in Brooklyn and sent him knitted socks every Christmas and asked him when he was going to marry "a nice Irish girl who won't mind your face." Arthur wanted to marry Clara Van Der Bilt. Clara was twenty-two, beautiful in the way that made other women nervous, and the daughter of Alistair Van Der Bilt, one of the most powerful men in New York banking. She was also Arthur's complete impossibility. Her family had money that went back to the Mayflower. Arthur's family went back to a potato famine and a one-way ticket to Ellis Island. But Arthur loved her. He loved her the way a man loves a lighthouse—from a distance, knowing that getting closer would mean destruction. He saw her every day at the club where his firm hosted clients. She would come with her father, in a dress that cost more than Arthur's annual rent, laughing at something her father said with her head tilted back and her throat exposed in a way that made Arthur's chest ache. "Mr. Pendelton," she said to him one evening, as he was pouring champagne for her father. "You've been standing there for twenty minutes pouring champagne for people who will forget you before they reach the second floor. Why don't you come have a drink with us?" Arthur's hand shook so badly that champagne splashed onto his cuff. "I—I don't think that's appropriate, Miss Van Der Bilt." "Call me Clara," she said. "And I think it's perfectly appropriate if I say it is." That was the beginning. It was also the end—though Arthur did not know this yet. Mr. Whiskers appeared on a Thursday. He was a calico cat of no particular beauty, with one ear that was slightly folded and a tail that he carried at an angle that suggested he knew something Arthur did not. He sat on Arthur's windowsill, looking in at the man eating canned beans in his underwear at 7 PM on a Thursday, and Arthur looked at him and said, "I suppose you want in?" The cat said, "I want in, and I want your beans, and I want you to understand that I am not a normal cat." Arthur dropped his fork. "Not like that," the cat said. "Not like I'm possessed or anything. I just have access to information that most people don't have. I'm a cat, Arthur. Do you know how much information cats have access to? People talk in front of cats. They think cats don't understand. But I understand perfectly." Arthur sat down on the floor. He had been eating canned beans in his underwear for three years. Now a cat was talking to him. It was either the most mundane thing that had ever happened to him or the most extraordinary, and he could not tell which. "What do you want?" Arthur asked. "Your beans. Then I want to help you." "Help me with what?" "Clara Van Der Bilt. I know you want her. Everyone knows you want her. It's written all over your face, which I agree makes it very written." Arthur stared at him. "How do you know about Clara?" "I know everything. I'm a cat. I sit on laps. I hear things. Your boss talks about the Van Der Bilts at lunch. Your colleague talked about her at a party last month. And I happen to know that Mr. Van Der Bilt is looking for someone—someone young, ambitious, and desperate—to handle a particular investment for him. An investment that, if successful, would generate enough profit to make him take a man like you seriously as a potential son-in-law." "An investment?" "Yes. A bond issue from the Brazilian government. It's a risky investment—very risky. But I happen to know that inside sources suggest it will be guaranteed by the U.S. Treasury within six months. If you invest now and sell at the guarantee, you could make ten times your money. Ten times, Arthur. That's enough to buy a house on Long Island. Enough to wear a suit that doesn't have beans on it. Enough to marry Clara Van Der Bilt." Arthur looked at the cat. "Why are you helping me?" "Because I'm a calico and calicos get fed by everyone who sees them. I'm a community asset. And right now, my community is this building. You feed me beans. Therefore, I help you. It's a symbiotic relationship." Arthur invested five hundred dollars. It was almost all the money he had. He invested it on a Monday and told no one. On Tuesday, Mr. Whiskers visited and said, "The Brazilian bond rumors are spreading. Hold." On Wednesday, a New York Times article mentioned that the Treasury was considering a guarantee. On Friday, Arthur's five hundred dollars was worth two thousand. By the end of the month, Arthur had turned two thousand into eight thousand. He bought a better suit. He bought a watch. He stopped eating beans. By the end of three months, Arthur had forty thousand dollars. He started attending the country club. He learned to play golf, which he was terrible at, and to drink scotch, which he was good at. He had dinner with Clara's father for the first time. Alistair Van Der Bilt looked at him over the top of his glasses and said, "You seem different, Mr. Pendelton." "I've been well advised, sir," Arthur said. Mr. Whiskers was waiting in the study when Arthur came home that evening. He was lying on the Persian rug that Arthur had bought with Brazilian bond money, and he looked at Arthur with an expression that was almost amused. "I have another opportunity," the cat said. "The Ford Motor Company is about to announce a merger that will send the stock through the roof. You could make a hundred thousand dollars. You could buy a house. A real house. With a garden. Where Clara could have a garden party." Arthur felt a coldness enter his chest. It was the feeling of a man who is being carried downstream and realizes he cannot swim back to shore. "What do you want in return?" he asked. "Nothing," Mr. Whiskers said. "That's the beauty of it. I don't want anything. I'm just helping. That's what cats do. We help people who feed us beans." But Arthur wasn't eating beans anymore. He was eating at the Metropolitan and the Maxim's and the Ritz. He was drinking champagne and wearing a watch and talking about stocks and bonds with men who had been rich before he was born. He was becoming someone else. Someone he did not recognize. The hundred thousand from Ford was real. He stood in his brokerage office and watched the number on the statement go from forty thousand to one hundred and forty thousand, and he felt nothing. Not joy. Not relief. Nothing. He went to see Clara. She was at a party at her family's apartment on Madison Avenue, surrounded by men who wore tuxedos the way she wore diamonds—with complete ease. She was laughing, but when she saw Arthur, her laughter stopped. "Arthur," she said. "You look... different." "Different how?" "More expensive." He wanted to tell her everything. He wanted to sit her down and say, "Clara, a cat told me to buy Brazilian bonds and Ford stock, and every dollar I have is connected to something I cannot explain, and I feel like I am standing on a floor that is made of paper and I know it will tear." But he didn't. He said, "I was thinking of asking your father for your hand in marriage." Clara's eyes widened. "You were?" "Yes. I have enough money now. I have a position at the firm that's... respectable. I think I could make you happy." She looked at him for a long time. "Arthur, why do you want to marry me?" "Because I love you." "Do you? Or because you finally have the money to marry me? Because if it's the money, I would rather you didn't." He had no answer for that. That night, Arthur sat in his new apartment—a proper apartment, with real furniture and a view of Central Park—and listened to Mr. Whiskers talk. "The Morgan stock is going to be huge," the cat said. "You invest everything. All one hundred and forty thousand. You'll have half a million by Christmas." "Will I?" Arthur asked. His voice was flat. "Absolutely." "Mr. Whiskers." "Yes, Arthur?" "Where do the people come from who lose money when you tell me to buy something?" The cat was silent for a long moment. Then he said, "The market is complicated, Arthur. Some people profit and some people lose. It's not personal." "Where did the last man who lost money go? The one whose bond the Brazilian government defaulted on." "I don't track individual losses. That's not my role." "You're a cat," Arthur said. "You sleep on Persian rugs and drink from crystal saucers and give financial advice to desperate men with ugly faces." "Yes," the cat said. "That is my role." Arthur stood up and walked to the window. He looked out at the city that was dancing and drinking and spinning money in the air like a juggling act that would end eventually, when the balls came down and someone got hit in the head. "Mr. Whiskers," he said. "How long have you been doing this?" The cat did not answer. "Answer me." "Since the crash," the cat said quietly. "When men were desperate and rich men were ruined and everyone was looking for someone to blame. I found that desperation was easier to sell than advice." "So you've been doing this since 1929." "I've been doing this for a very long time." Arthur turned and looked at the cat. For the first time, he really looked at it. He saw not a magical helper but an old animal—old beyond the normal span of a cat's life, with eyes that had seen too many men make the same mistakes, eyes that held not wisdom but the accumulated boredom of centuries of human greed. "You're not helping anyone," Arthur said. "You're farming people." Mr. Whiskers stood up, stretched, and walked to the window. "I am providing a service, Arthur. People want to get rich without working. I give them exactly what they want. That is not fraud. That is customer service." Arthur went to work the next morning and quit. He handed his resignation to his boss and walked out of the building and into the street and into the January cold and stood there for a long time, breathing in the frozen air, feeling his lungs ache in a way that felt real. He went home. He sold everything. Brazilian bonds, Ford stock, Morgan stock—all of it, at whatever price the market would give him. He lost half his money. He went from one hundred and forty thousand to seventy thousand. He kept the seventy thousand. He bought a small house in Scarsdale. He got a job at a smaller firm that dealt in municipal bonds—boring, safe, respectable. He married Clara six months later. She loved him because he was kind and because he baked her bread on Sundays and because his face, when he smiled, made her think of a man who had fallen into a river and learned to swim. Mr. Whiskers was gone the morning after the wedding. On the windowsill, where he used to sit and watch Arthur wake up, was a single calico hair on a threadbare Persian cushion that Arthur had never bought. Arthur never spoke of the cat to Clara. He never needed to. She knew, the way women know these things, that her husband had stood at the edge of something very deep and very dark and had decided, against all the odds, to walk away. And sometimes, on evenings when the city glittered outside their window like a casino, Arthur would take Clara's hand and say, "Do you know what the most valuable thing in the world is?" "What?" "Not knowing." She would laugh and say, "That's the most boring answer I've ever heard." And he would laugh too, because it was true. Not knowing was the most valuable thing in the world. 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